A Single Sistah’s Bedtime Prayer
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| Unknown Author |
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who will not creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
And able to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
And doesn’t disappear for weeks.
I pray that he’s gainfully employed,
And won’t clam up when he’s annoyed.
Please send me a man who’ll open my
door,
door,
Pull out my chair and want to do more.
Send me a man who’ll make love to my
mind,
mind,
But who knows what to do when he hits it from behind.
One who’ll make love till my body’s
twitching,
twitching,
And bring
ME a sandwich too, when he comes back
from the kitchen!
from the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to
no end,
no end,
And will not try to sleep with my best
girlfriend.
girlfriend.
I pray this prayer in Jesus’ name,
Oh, and by the way Lord, deliver me
from weak game.
from weak game.
Thank You in advance and now I’ll
just wait,
just wait,
For I know You’ll send him before it’s too late.
